Mr. Gallagher, a word. Liam failed his exam today. He only got two out of ten questions correct.
I didn't understand the questions.
What kind of questions are we talking?
Basic word association. "Jennifer blanked the glue and finished her project." The choices were "applied," "kicked," or "sliced." Liam scribbled them out and wrote "sniffed."
Well, technically, it works. What else you got?
"The front door is to the foyer as the back door is to..." The choices were "sidewalk," "kitchen," "street." He wrote "penis."
How the hell would he know what a foyer is? What are we, the Rockefellers?
These questions are standardized across the private school curriculum...
To favor the students who understand the references. This is cultural bias. You'll put his face on your brochure, but you ignore his background.
I understand your concerns, Mr. Gallagher...
Great. What are you gonna do about them?
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