Sign over the bar to me and I'll tell them that we were legit married and this was all just a big mistake.
No. I will sell my bar and live like a queen in Russia with all my money.
Bullshit. Your dream is a Quiznos in Kansas.
I keep two-thirds of bar.
One-third, and you pay Kev's medical bills. You also agree to take care of the three kids three days a week.
We are thrupple again?
No.
I manage bar and all bills.
We do that together, and you teach me what I don't know.
I teach you. But Kev, he is too stupid for math.
It's the inbreeding.
What?
We have a deal?
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