Lip and Brad in “Unfinished Business”

Lip

All right, so he tells me to piss off.

Brad

You told me to piss off first time I met you.

Lip

No, I didn't.

Brad

Right, you just accused me of wanting to suck your dick.

Lip

Look, he's... he's covered in puke, passed out, facedown on his broken arms, and I clean him up. Right? Which is way more than I've ever done for my prick of a father. So why am I feeling guilty that I'm not over there wiping his ass for him?

Brad

Well, maybe it's because he wiped your ass for you when you needed it.

Lip

Fuck that, he just wrote a check.

Brad

Yeah, with money that he worked hard to earn and didn't owe you. You... you know what you haven't been since your old professor ran his car into a house, though?

Lip

What?

Brad

Depressed. Know why? 'Cause fixing a fellow human's even better than fixing a bike. And by the way, it's how we stay sober... by being of service, and by wiping asses when they need wiping. And by helping other drunks get what we got. [Sighs] You... y... you think I like listening to your shit? [Scoffs] I don't.

Lip

No?

Brad

No. 'Cause I'm a self-centered prick like you, but... when I listen to your shit, I feel better.

Lip

So, it's a selfish thing.

Brad

Yeah, now you're getting it.

Lip

[Answers phone] Gimme a sec, be right there.