[Veronica is smoking out a very thick blunt]
Whoa. Wake and bake?
Saging. I read it'll help get that backstabbing cunt's bad juju out of our house. Is that what you're wearing?
It's a machine parts company. You don't wear loafers operating a drill press.
You're applying for a job. You want to make a good impression.
Not just any job. A man's job. I let Svetlana...
Don't you even think of saying her name. You know what to call her.
I'm sorry. I let that backstabbing cunt take my balls. Well, my nanny days are over. I'm gonna support this family and I'm gonna get my balls back. Here, take a look at this.
Kev, you misspelled "résumé" on your résumé.
What about the rest of it?
What rest of it? There's only one line.
Well, I only had one job. And I've never written one of these before.
You gotta beef it up. Sometimes people write their goals.
You want me to tell them I want to make as much money doing as little work as possible?
We got enough to last us for a while.
Hey, did any bartending gigs come up on the alert thingie on your phone?
Yeah, but only at fancy places. You gotta be a certified mixologist.
Remember all a bartender had to do was pour a shit and tap a keg? Now you can't even work behind a bar without knowing how to make a :Veronica: Campari-fennel aperitif.
Yeah, who puts fennel in their drink? What is fennel?
You got me.
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