[Ian and Mickey are driving in Oklahoma with cholo Damon]
The fuck you looking at?
Still haven't told me your plan.
I'm thinking a little bit of nipple pinching and some ass eating. Seriously.
All right.
Hey, go straight to fucking. That's fine.
You're a fugitive, all right? You can't just stroll across the Mexican border.
I told you, I got it covered. Even learned me some Spanish. [Speaks Spanish]
What the fuck does that mean?
"Say that again, I'll shove your dick down your throat."
You have any money?
We'll get some.
[Police car is oncoming] Shit. [Police car passes by unsuspectingly and Mickey chuckles]
So, you ever been to the beach?
No.
Sun all year round. No more freezing our asses off. Just sandals and tequila from here on, man. It's what kept me going in the joint. The beach. Us. Bet your white ass burns like a fuck.
[Holds out makeshift bong from a Gatorade bottle] You wanna hit this?
Yeah, pass that shit.
Don't fucking drop that shit. [Mickey takes a hit and coughs]
['Pulls over to a gravel lot] Something else I want to hit. [To Damon] Yo, go take a leak.
Don't need to.
Go do yoga. Sing fucking Taylor Swift. I don't give a shit. Get out of the fucking car. Go! [Damon gets out and Mickey says to Ian] Come here. Hey, I bottom now, too, if you want to switch things up. If I wanted to fuck a guy in the ass, I would have stayed in prison. Get the lube, bitch.
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