[Walking down street with Ian] And I don't know where she's at with her meds, so... if it turns into a total shit show... I'll still want to bang you. Probably more. [Sees sign; "Closed for private event"]What? They can't close down the entire place for one party. Fuck...
Uh, we can hit that cowboy car that we passed down the street.
No, they card.
You're over 21.
It's all slimy queens jacking off into urinals anyway.
Then don't use the bathroom, all right? Hey. I'm paying. One drink, then we'll, I don't know, go grab food somewhere else.
I'm not going to a place where they fucking card at the door, okay?
Hey! Hi! [Hugs Ian]
Hey.
My God. You're so... You're gorgeous! I made a gorgeous man. And here's his gorgeous friend. Hi.
Yeah, pleasure.
Wow. Hey.
Bar's closed.
Shit. Well, I went by a cowboy bar.
No, Trevor won't go there 'cause they card. Are you underage?
No.
No? You sure?
Yes.
Let me see your ID.
Fuck no.
You are underage! Why wouldn't you just get a fake ID like everybody else?
I'm not fucking underage.
Give me your license.
No.
Come on.
No.
Okay, if he doesn't want to show you, he doesn't have to show you, hon. Forget it. Come on.
It's an old license.
So?
Pre-transition.
You're trans? I couldn't tell.
Thanks. They make you show proof of gender confirmation surgery, so let's all gawk at the freak show, yeah?
Hey, no.
Wait, wait. Wait!
You want to see prom pictures too? That's too bad. I was in the hospital with my wrist bandaged that night. I forgot to bring my camera.
I didn't ask for prom pictures.
How about ballet pictures?
I was just giving you shit, dick wad.
Fuck you.
No, stop the name-calling, okay? It's getting crazy here. Ian just gets a little wound up, just like his mom.
Why are you here?
To see you.
No, why are you here now?
I-
See, this is what she does. She just parachutes into your life like, "Hi, I'm here now." As if nothing happened.
That's... I'm... I'm so sorry. [Stammers]
You know, I could've used a mom when I broke my collar bone at 12. Or when I got my heart smashed for the first time.
She apologized. Move on.
I'm sorry.
Move on?! No.
Okay. Ian, come on. Dude, I'm sorry. Come on, babe. Ian, come on. Ian, I just got here. [Ian walks away]
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