Hey.
Hi.
Is Lana here?
She just left for the Alibi.
Hey, little Gemma. Hey, little Amy. Hey, boy from the mother I'm still pissed at.
Gemma tenderized Amy's skull with an Etch A Sketch before lunch. I think they miss their daddy.
Their daddy misses them too. Daddy also misses holding their mommy at night. One of their mommies. The other mommy, he's still confused about.
When will he figure it out?-
He doesn't know. He thinks they should get help with it.
What kind of help?
So, I called Steve Harvey. Not the guy. The show. To see if they'd take us.
Take us where? On the air?
Yeah, kind of. He said they're focused on weddings, divorces, celebrities, obese women over 40, and may do alternative families next year, and I was like, "I can't wait that long." I got no clean drawers, "and my junk hasn't been lady-touched in a week." So they gave me phone numbers.
For what?
Marriage counselors. I don't know what else to do, V. We can't keep going around in circles like the "hour-obe-ras."
The what?
The "hour-obe-ras." That... that new tequila we got at the Alibi. It had a snake eating its own tail. We can't be the only throuple on Earth that's gone through this, right? Marriage therapists have seen this stuff all the time. They'll know what to do.
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