So, Monica's back? Yeah, when you think you're gettin' out of here?
I don't know, man. I- I didn't plan on staying this long. I want V back, but I don't trust Lana, and V wants me back, but not without Lana, and who knows what Lana wants? We're like the "hour-obe-ras."
Like the what?
Snake eating its own tail. I saw a label in the Alibi.
Sure that's how you say that?
Well, whatever. We're stuck. And I don't even know who to ask for for advice. It's like the only time you see this kind of thing is on Maury Povich. Should we do that?
Do what, Maury Povich?
Yeah, he's got experts. Yeah, V wouldn't allow it. Plane tickets aren't cheap. Who's local? That bald, chubby, Richard-Pryor-lookin' dude.
Steve Harvey?
I'll call him. Nothing to lose.
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