[Debbie and Monica come in front door]
Did you call the police?
Yeah, like, 80 times. They're useless. DCFS too. They don't even seem to care that Franny got kidnapped.
What?
Wow. Monica?
Hey, Kev.
Hey. What brings you back?
It... was time. So, you staying here?
Sleeping on the couch until I get over my two wives betraying me.
What?
Long story.
No luck this morning, Debs?
No. I miss her so much. A part of my body's been chopped off.
That is exactly the way I felt the first time they took Fiona from me. I screamed my throat raw. Tore my hair out. And I was on acid, but... awful.
I didn't neglect my baby because I was on drugs. I'm a good mom. I would never do half the shit that you did to us. What are you even doing here?
...
And so... [Grabs baseball bat off wall] We are getting your baby back.
Whoa, you sure you want to do that?
Nobody takes my fucking granddaughter.
...
[Walking to Delgado residence with bat and says to Debbie] All right, stand back, honey, 'cause it's gonna get rude. [To Delgados] Attention, residents! According to the bylaws of Public Act 94-704... [Smashes a window] The child is only granted custody to the grandparents [Smashes a flowerpot] only when the child's mother is deemed unfit by the court, [Smashes a window] which has not happened yet! Nor has the baby been... [Celia appears at door and she smashes a window] In any physical danger. Nor has the child's home been deemed hazardous by a social worker! [Smashes a microtreepot] So you have no legal right to keep Franny from her mom! [Smashes a flowerpot] So give us the fucking baby!
I'm calling the cops!
[Arrives with Franny in stroller] What the hell is going on?!
Give us the fuck...
Franny!
I'm getting my motherfucking granddaughter back! [Points bat at Tanya] Get back, bitch! Before I knock those cheap extensions right off your head! [Debbie takes stroller with Franny running with Monica] Go! Go! Go! Go! You're gonna fuckin' burn!
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