Trevor and Ian in “Unfinished Business”

Trevor

[Wake to phone and glances at Ian's phone] Anyone important? Someone named "Answer at Your Own Risk."

Ian

Shit. It's my mom.

Trevor

Didn't even know you had a mom.

Ian

Haven't talked to her in months.

Trevor

What's she like?

Ian

Unmedicated. Bipolar. Drug addict.

Trevor

My kind of gal. Kidding. Are you gonna text her?

Ian

Um... Later. You can't just dive into Monica. You got to dip your toe in slowly.

Trevor

Should we, um, invite her to the Backend tonight? Could be a hoot.

Ian

Yeah, for you, maybe.

Trevor

I am charming. Parents love me.

Ian

I don't know. Um... Monica's brand of crazy can be kind of terrifying sometimes.

Trevor

I don't scare easy.