She stole it. She stole it! My tittie van, Svetlana stole it!
She didn't steal it, she had it stolen and she banked the insurance money.
Aha!
For us! For us! For us!
Who's "us"? Does "us" include her other husband, who she said was her father? Or is he dead and buried under the L? Or do you not care about any of this?
I do care, but... I'm married to her. She adopted our children. It's a little more complicated than that.
Well, your marriage wasn't legal so maybe the adoption wasn't either. Look, it was fun while it lasted, but it stopped being fun right around the time she started fucking her fake father with the scary tattoos in our bed.
I just don't think we should make any big decisions from an emotional place.
I am not emotional!
You're just, like, totally cool with the whole Yvon thing? You don't feel betrayed?
No, I'm not over it. I feel betrayed and angry too,
Kev, but I'm considering other factors.
Like what?!
Like... how much better our lives are with Lana. We have more money. We have time alone away from the kids. Our sex life is off the chain.
Our sex life was always off the chain! [A short old woman pours herself a vodka shot on personal whim drinking it with total ease] Who's that?!
Lana rented the apartment upstairs to her aunt from Russia.
Is it really her aunt? Or are we gonna find her fucking her in our bed a week from now?! I'm pretty sure that's not gon' happen.
[Aunt pours herself another shot] I'm pretty sure that's not gon' happen. [Aunt walks away] She's trying to make it up to us. The van, the aunt. Whether they're actually related, that old woman is paying good money in rent.
So she's trying to buy our love?
She's trying to buy your love. I'm still in love with her. I can't help it.
Are you siding with her over me?
No. Baby, no. I'm siding with us.
I just want it to go back to how good it was.
Please, babe, just go home and talk to her. Tell her how you feel, she'll tell you how she feels.
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