[Calling upstairs and then sits at table] Okay. Breakfast, my offspring. Who wants to join Papa and Queenie for some morning fuel?
[Hands him a cup of green smoothie] Mmm. Cleans your insides, Frankie. Smells like you wouldn't know a colon cleanse if it ran right through your cute little rectum. [They both laugh]
Thank you, my confederate Queen. Rest of these ingrates could care less about the state of my colon, but not you.
Well, you're the king of your castle, Frankie. Don't let those young uns forget who's papa.
I'm glad someone finally recognizes that.
And you're still a sexy fucker.
I got a brand-new liver. I'm as good as 18 again.
Ah, hell of a stud you were at that age. You could do things with your tongue that would make a rattlesnake blush.
Whoo! Best sexual era of my life.
Mm.
South Side was never so bright as the day you crossed the Mason-Dixon Line and came into my loins. [Laughs] And now, it's 18-year-old déjà vu all over again.
Oh, just temporary, Frankie. The grandson's probation papers should be coming through in the next three days, and then it is back to the Eco Village for Chuckie and me.
That's nonsense. What do they got on a farm we don't have here?
Eco-conscious living. Everything is solar powered. Working out there as an herbalist.
An herbalist?
Yeah, organic farming. It's not like all this urban wasteland that you have here. I finally found my calling, Frankie. Helping and healing people, that's what I do.
You can't leave now. We're having too much fun. What's a king without a Queenie by his side?
Well, them's the rules of free love, Frankie. Mwah. Mama is a rollin' stone. Now drink up.
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