Ian, Lip and others in “Unfinished Business”

Ian

Uh, I need to ask you advice. I'm going on a date.

Lip

Yeah, with the fireman?

Ian

Yeah. You know, Mickey and I never went out on dates. Ned never took me out. Kash and I fucked in the back of a convenience store, and I don't think jerking off strangers in a nightclub counts, so...

Lip

Well, how hard can it be? You know, you eat, you drink, and you bang till your balls fall off, right?

Ian

What about clothes?

Lip

I'd definitely wear some.

Ian

Yeah, asshole, I mean, like, what kind? Like fancy?

Lip

Shit, I don't know, man. I've never really been on a real date, either. You know, not like an official one. [Pounding on door] One sec. [Opens door] Yo.

Holy shit, dude. Been online yet?

Lip

No, I just woke up.

That picture of your lady professor showed up on Gawker this morning.

Lip

What?

[Turns laptop around to show him] It's labeled "not safe for work." [A picture of Helene sleeping in Lip's bed with exposed breasts is displayed]

Lip

I've got 106 new emails. The provost wrote me?

Ian

What's a provost?

Lip

Being asked to appear before a Faculty Disciplinary Committee. Damn.