Good morning! I'm here to concierge you through your hangover and straight into your doctor's appointment!
I passed out in Debbie's bed last night.
Yikes. How'd she take it?
Fine, but I- I feel like an idiot. What's gotten into me? I'm not attracted to her. I feel maternal towards her.
It's a nurturing instinct. She's very nurture-able.
I'm losing my shit, Frank. It's hitting me. I just keep thinking about that coffin and my body inside it. I'm gonna puke. [Covers mouth with hand and runs away]
[To Debbie] How was last night's tangle?
Huh?
You and Erica. [Gestures] Little scissor action?
Ew, no. It was so not like that. She was just drunk and confused, and she's married to a guy.
A woman's sexuality is as fluid as the Mississippi. Mark my words, kid. She's sweet on you. You are so sexy when you're in the thrall of a small lit rectangle.
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