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Shameless · Season 1, Episode 15

Helene and Lip in “Unfinished Business”

My book is toast. I was humiliated in front of my peers by a gay Jesuit. It's great that guys study feminism. It's- you know, it shouldn't make it worse that it was a guy, but it does.

You know, you might want to wait till you're sober before you start to assess your life.

Am I a cliché?

What?

You know, Mrs. Robinson chasing young guys. [Chuckles]

Well, Mrs. Robinson was hot, so that's not a bad thing. No, you're not a cliché.

One day- someday...

Mm-hmm.

...you're gonna be with a girl your age and you're gonna tell her about... the older woman who taught you about wine and hotels and bidets. [Laughs softly] Bellhop thought we were married.

Did he?

Mm. Is that so crazy? When you and I got together, I was looking for a fling, but this is... different. It's so much more than that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

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