Okay. So... I only got an hour, then I got to meet Svetlana to check out the competition.
Which is?
Public Restroom. That's what it's called and they serve tapas. I mean, who goes to a place called Restroom and is like, "You know what? I think I want to order some food"?
Hold on, hold on. Yeah, I'm here.
Sure.
Thank you so much for all your help, Peter. I'll let you know how it goes. Holy shit!
It came through?
Pre-certified for a mortgage loan of up to $100,000.
Did those bankers not learn anything from that mortgage crisis bullshit? I mean, no offense, but giving that kind of money to you?
Totally. And thank God for Sean. He was the one who pushed me to get this loan.
Aw, he's like Superman, except for the whole junkie thing. Does he know about Gus's ring?
Well, he knows that it exists, but not that I'm pawning it.
Let's see.
[Sighs] You know, I've been trying to, like, get angry at Gus, thinking about that bitchy song that he wrote about me, but anyway you look at it, this is shitty.
[Clicks tongue] Oh. It belonged to his grandmama?
Yeah, his dead grandma. And there's some story, like she survived the Holocaust with it, like in her cooch.
What?
Yeah, it's something intense.
Well, you should get extra for dead grandma's cooch ring.
I had it appraised. The guy said it's worth $7,000.
Seven- Seven grand, are you serious?
Mm-hmm.
Fuck Gus's dead grandmama. Go on and buy your house.
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