Mickey and Ian in “Unfinished Business”

Mickey

Where the fuck you been?

Ian

With my mom.

Mickey

You okay?

Ian

I hate the meds. You gonna make me take 'em?

Mickey

You get fucking nuts when you don't.

Ian

Are you gonna want to be with me even if I don't? You used to love me. Now you don't even know who I am. Shit, I don't know who I am half the time. You don't owe me anything.

Mickey

[In a tone of voice that a parent uses with a melodramatic child] I... love... you...

Ian

What the hell does that even mean?

Mickey

It means we take care of each other.

Ian

I don't want you sitting around, worrying, watching me, waiting for me to do my next crazy shit. It means thick and thin, good times, bad, sickness, health, all that shit. You gonna marry me? Are we gonna go down to the courthouse in some tuxes like a couple of old queens?

Mickey

Fuck you.

Ian

No, thanks. I've already done that.

Mickey

What the hell is wrong with you?

Ian

Too much! Too much is wrong with me. That's the problem, isn't it? Too much is wrong with me, and you can't do anything about that. You can't change it. You can't fix me, 'cause I'm not broken. I don't need to be fixed, okay? I'm me!

Mickey

This is it. This is you breaking up with me.

Ian

Yeah.

Mickey

Really? Fuck.