Could you stop doing that, please?
Doing what?
Acting all knowing about my husband.
If the shoe fits...
You don't have to rub my nose in it, Mother.
You never ever let a good-earning, good-looking, good-in-the-sheets man like your Kev off a leash, unless you're ready for him to run wild in the neighborhood sniffing after every bitch he sees.
I didn't know that he was gonna round up half of Delta Delta Sluta for a dip-the-stick marathon.
A thirsty man coming out the desert is bound to take a drink.
Now I'm a damn desert?!
A man only has one kind of camel to ride for many years. That camel run off, he gonna try to take a few other rides out for a spin before he decides which one he's gonna drive off the lot.
That was, like, 15 different insulting metaphors all mashed up into one incredibly nasty sentence.
So your man likes lemons? Make yourself some lemonade.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Dress up like a little girl, if that's what he likes now. Go to one of those, uh... Forever 15 stores in the mall, buy yourself some of those cheap little-girl college clothes. Make your man happy.
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