[Kevin and Veronica are waiting in a walk-in clinic]
You know I used a condom.
On your tongue?
...
What seems to be the problem?
My husband's a slut!
V, that's a little harsh! He slept with a bunch of girls, and I want to make sure he doesn't any nasty diseases.
How many sexual partners have you had in the last 12 months?
What, you want names? 'Cause I didn't catch many names.
Just a number will do.
Uh... Frontal and anal?
Anal?!
Well, yeah, you'd be surprised how many coeds want it up the butt. Think it preserves their virginity. They call it "the poop-hole loophole".
Damn, Kev!
It's a really big school, V. Ballpark? More than X, less than Y? Is that math? I really wasn't--
How about best guess?
[Inhales deeply] Uh... [exhales deeply and counting off on both hands] 22, 23, give or take 5 or 6.
What?!
I was the rape-walker! I had lots of opportunities!
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