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Shameless · Season 1, Episode 15

Carl's lawyer, Judge Gaither and others in “Unfinished Business”

CSCarl's lawyer

He is sorry for what he's done, and he has learned from the experience.

JGJudge Gaither

Do you regret what you've done, Carl?

I did something really dumb that I shouldn't have. I trusted a fucking retard with a man's job. Next time I move a bunch of drugs, I'll be smarter.

JGJudge Gaither

If you want to go into my chambers and speak to me off the record, now is the time. Otherwise, you will end up in juvenile prison. Is that what you want?

Yes, please.

JGJudge Gaither

That's not what I was hoping to hear.

I know what you were hoping to hear. If Your Honor would lose 20 pounds, I would consider tapping that.

JGJudge Gaither

I think I've heard enough.

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Why the fuck did you do that, Carl?

When Paul Sugden came out of juvie, he knew how to make IEDs and where to launder money. You can't buy that kind of education. Plus, my street cred will be off the chain. Don't worry, I'm gonna make juvie my bitch.

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