Professor Helene and Lip in “Unfinished Business”

Professor Helene

In my mother's day, they'd say someone like you was being smart.

Lip

In my day, they just say I'm being an asshole.

Professor Helene

But an asshole that knows how to make a hell of an impression.

Professor Helene

And you look like a Schiele self-portrait.

Lip

A what?

Professor Helene

It's a shame you're leaving school. You're a smart one.

Lip

Like smart-smart or asshole-smart?

Professor Helene

Both. Close the door on the way out. What are you doing? Why call Financial Aid?

Lip

I mean, why take such an interest?

Professor Helene

Well, it's my job to take an interest in my students. I'm not sure what you think you're doing, but there's a policy against fraternizing with your professors.

Lip

Oh, I don't want to fraternize. I-I wanna fuck you.