Yeah, man, shit got crazy. Have you ever done a shot off a coed who's using her ass crack as an ice luge?
No.
Oh, it's way hotter than it sounds. Anyway, this is Stacey, and this is Cassie. Or vice versa. They're wasted.
Dude, don't-- don't do something you're gonna regret, though.
Yeah? - I'm a gentleman, Lip. I'm just escorting them home.
Our Rapewalker to the rescue.
No, please don't call me that.
A Rapewalker?
Well, he brought us back to our room and made sure we didn't get raped.
I couldn't leave them alone with those lacrosse players.
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Well, sucks to be you. College is so much better with no school.
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