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Shameless · Season 1, Episode 15

Carl and Chuckie in “Unfinished Business”

Asshead, get in. [Referring to the van]

I thought you said we were going to play catch. What's in those bags, Carl?

Horse.

Why are you taping horse to my tummy?

Because I'm your uncle and you're my niece. And you do what I say.

I think you mean nephew.

I think I mean keep your mouth shut and keep it shut no matter what, and don't tell anyone a word about this, or else I'll tie a fucking tire around your tummy and set it on fire, even if you are my niece.

Okay, Uncle Carl.

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