[Someone knocks at the door when Lip and Amanda are making love in Lip's dorm]
What?
MMuff
It's Muff. Is Amanda in there?
No.
MMuff
Bullshit. Tell her I'm not fucking leaving till she faces me.
Turns out lesbians are super possessive.
MMuff
I fucking love you, Amanda. I fucking love you, you bitch!
I let her go down on me, like, twice, and now she thinks we're married.
Right. So what do you want to do? 'Cause I have to pick up my brother in a few minutes.
MMuff
Amanda, come out here and face me!
I'll let you borrow my car if I can hide under your bed.
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