[Before the recap flashbacks segment]
You don't think I have enough to do around here? Jesus. I'm not your fucking mother. Here's what you missed last week on Shameless.
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[Fiona is punching Jimmy in the face outside her diner]
Motherfucker! Jesus!
Where the fuck have you been?!
I'm bleeding!
You disappear, you don't return my calls, my texts?!
I had something come up! [Gets slapped] Oh, fuck! Ouch! Fuck! Stop hitting me! [Fiona kicks him in the behind] God damn it! Enough! Enough with the hitting! Are you done?!
Where, Jimmy, where?!
I was incommunicado for a while!
For weeks, for months?!
About a year. On a boat. A yacht, actually!
And not a call?! Not a text?!
I was handcuffed to a metal pipe in the engine room, pissing into an old malagueta can!
For a year?!
For a while, yeah. And then I was slave labor in a Brazilian coca processing facility. Not much of a facility, really-- just some tents in the rainforest guarded by ladies with moustaches and AK-47s. Oh, and I caught malaria too. That knocked me out for a few months.
That's bullshit!
And then I escaped into the jungle when the DEA showed up with the Federale. God's honest truth, I swear.
[Referring to woman in diner] And who the hell is that?!
That's my partner!
Your partner, as in your girlfriend?!
No, my partner as in crime. And shit, you're the one to talk.
You got married? What was I supposed to do?! Was I supposed to sit on my porch, knitting, hoping one day you'd show back up?! You disappeared! Gone! Nothing!
I think you deviated my septum!
Good! You're lucky I didn't have a knife! Oh, Jesus. Fuck.
I know. I know.
You were going to college. You were-- you were becoming a doctor, and then you just vanished.
So what now?
What do you mean, "So what now?!" I'm married!
Uh-huh. Jesus. [Fiona's phone rings]
You're such a fucking asshole. Hey, Mickey.
Oh, Mickey Milkovich? Say hello to him for me.
Shut the fuck up! Ian did what?! Okay, I'm coming. Yeah. I got to go.
Why?
I have to go.
Wh-- what did Ian do? So that went well.
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