[Enters The Alibi bar]
Whiskey. The fucking bottle.
What's got you so riled up?
Leave me the fuck alone.
Hey, maybe I can help. I'd consider bringing you home, but I don't have one at the moment. Wouldn't stop us from paying a visit to the alley. I don't mind being bent over for the right guy.
Guess that makes every other guy in her the right fucking guy.
Oh, excuse me for having a shitty day and wanting to let off some steam.
Not my type.
Bet I could be.
Bet you couldn't.
What's your type?
Redhead.
I am downstairs.
Batshit crazy.
Check.
Packing nine inches. [Holds up both hands to indicate measurement]
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