Frank and Sammi in “Unfinished Business”

Frank

How was work?

Sammi

A goddamn nightmare. Why does everybody wait till the last minute to buy their damn sparklers? Like they don't know the holiday's coming. Seasonal retail is the pits.

Frank

You look exhausted.

Sammi

I'm not used to having people yell at me all day long. [Shouts] Chuckie! Go to bed!

Frank

Come on.

Sammi

[Sighs] I don't have anyone to talk to. Sheila hates me. Fiona ignores me. All those jerks at the Alibi just want to bang and bolt. Oh, they're... they're awful. [Cries]

Frank

You need a good man.

Sammi

I do. But there's none left.

Frank

Hey.

Frank

You know what? I have this friend. I think you two might really hit it off.

Sammi

N- no. No more.

Frank

I'm telling you, this guy is different.

Sammi

I need a penis break. I'm this revolving door for chumps. It's not good for me, and it's not good for Chuckie.

Frank

I'm telling you, this fella could be the one. He really knows how to treat a lady.

Sammi

Then why is he single?

Frank

His wife croaked. Poor thing. He has his own business, a late-model Sedan, widescreen TV. He showers regularly. [Laughs] Come on. Why not? Okay. There you go.

Sammi

If you say so.

Frank

That's my girl.

Sammi

Hey, thanks, daddy.

Frank

You bet.

Sammi

You're the best.

Frank

I am.