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S1 E15

Shameless · Season 1, Episode 15

Hanzi and Frank in “Unfinished Business”

I know you're not helping yourself to my stuff.

Well, you're not using it. Who's gonna buy this hunk of metal?

You are, my friend.

[Chuckles] Donate it. It's an excellent cause... my brewery...

$300.

I will give you a free six-pack of beer, and this is not...

I'm Muslim. I don't drink.

Ah, come on, buddy! I'm flat broke until my insurance check comes in. Cut me a break. What can we barter with? What's currently missing from your life?

A woman.

Anything else?

My wife just passed. Every Wednesday, we used to bust out the Astroglide and saddle up. I need to get laid. I don't want anything long-term, though, I'm emotionally unavailable.

Okay, okay, okay, you're in luck. I know a little blonde who can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. You buy her a pork taco and a shot of Smirnoff, and it's go time.

Who?

My daughter. She's a looker, nice face, excellent tits, tight ass.

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