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S1 E15

Shameless · Season 1, Episode 15

Ian, Mickey and others in “Unfinished Business”

[Fundamentalists church congregationalists are demonstrating at a soldier's funeral chanting homophobic slurs and the reverend is provoking Ian's comrades]

Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with you people? [Ian grabs a wooden cross and charges at them]

Ian, you are in uniform and you're wanted by MPs. Can you not make a fucking... Hey, hey! [Mickey grabs Ian, trying to hold him back] That's making a scene.

Hey, shut the fuck up!

What are you doing? Oh, you... What are you doing? What are you doing?

They call themselves a church. I'm gonna bash their fucking heads in with Jesus.

That's a terrible fucking idea... Shut up, motherfuckers!

AMArmy MP

Are you okay, son?

Fuck you!

AMArmy MP

You can't wear the uniform and wield a cross as a weapon, soldier.

Oh, I'm the problem, huh?! I'm the fucking problem?! You're protecting these assholes!

AMArmy MP

Listen to me. I hate these pricks too, but you need to settle down or I'll have to call your commanding officer. It's Gallagher, is it?

No, we, we're good. We're good. Thank you. I got him. I got him. Stop. You want to fuck them up then we need a plan. We can do more damage if we have a plan. Let's go home and make one. Let's go. Go. Stop. You want to fuck them up then we need a plan. We can do more damage if we have a plan. Let's go home and make one.

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