What are we going to do for money this summer?
I plan to bang as many chicks as I can, and get so good at it, they even pay me to do it.
Ha! Yeah, right. You're in a wheelchair.
Chicks dig wheelchairs.
I swear to God, if you lose your virginity before I do, I'll stab you to death in your sleep.
I'm supposed to keep it in my pants till you're 30?
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