So you are Rainbow Boy now?
The fuck you do to your hair?
You wear pink sweaters and stink of man perfume now?
I look shitty in pink.
[Svetlana opens bathrobe to reveal a strap-on dildo]
What the fuck?
You like the penis, yes?
Not when there's tits directly above it.
You want it up in your poop place?
No, I don't-- I want you-- fucking-- I want you to put it away. Can you put that away? Put that fucking thing away, please? Thank you.
You love him?
Maybe. I don't know.
Because he has a real penis?
Yeah, I guess.
I hate the penis. Ugly fucking skin stick. Always trying to get in where it doesn't belong. You like boys. Maybe I like girls. No penis is staring at you, hoping to explode like sticky volcano. America-- it's land of choices, yes? Freedom to be me. Freedom to be you. McDonald's, Burger King on same block. You choose. One, both. Shit, maybe we go to Wendy's instead.
Hold-- you're a lesbian?
Maybe yes, maybe no.
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