I shot a a Mac-10 before. But never one of those.
It's fake.
Looks real.
Need it to if we're gonna get the guy behind the counter to give us all the money in the register. You don't have to. I can do it alone.
No, I can do it.
Sure you're ready to pop your armed robbery cherry?
Yeah, I've done it lots of times before.
You're cute. Black or camo? [Holds up balaclavas]
...
How you holding up?
I've been better. I was wondering if, uh, instead of being fired for misconduct, you could make it so that I was downsized? I don't-- I wouldn't ask if I had any other options.
Let me see what I can do. [Mike's sister walks up to Fiona]
You have a hell of a lot of nerve. You know, I-I-I withheld judgment when my brother brought you home. I said to myself, "She can't help where she came from, how she was raised, who her parents are." My mom and dad invited you into their home. They let you sit at their table with our family, and in return you destroyed Mike. All of us. And now you come here and you ask if we will lie for you to the federal government. You think that you're a good person. You're not. Destroy your own family. And leave mine alone. [Fiona walks away looking fatalistic]
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[Aiming gun at clerk] Empty the register!
Is this a joke?
The cash! Now!
Yeah, okay. Yeah, I'm just gonna hand over my money to the lollipop guild. [Bonnie discharges her firearm destroying a tv] Whoa, shit! Holy fuck.
Get the bag.
Sorry. Okay? Take it.
You said it was fake.
You should have seen your face.
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