Familiar with the term "quid pro quo"?
Yeah, yeah, that's, uh that's Latin for "lick mine, and I'll lick yours," right?
Need you to meet my mom and dad for parents' weekend. Pretend we're together.
That's it? Just clean up for a dinner?
No, no clean up. In fact, wear that shirt with all the "fucks" on it. My parents started me on violin lessons when I was three. SAT prep when I was 12. I'm a walking stereotype. For Christ sakes, I'm a math major.
You know, you-- you could do a lot worse than parents that give a shit.
No, it's time my mom and dad know that I'm not gonna be programmed for med school like my older sister. I need to scare the living shit out of them.
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