No, I try to make a point of not banging my roommate's girlfriend,
So, didn't stop you last time.
I was asleep.
Until you weren't. And we're not banging. I'm a virgin.
No, I-I've heard you and Ron go at it plenty of times.
Backdoor only. I'm saving myself for my husband.
Right, and how would your husband feel about you having taken it in the seat like a porn star? Why'd you stop by here before class?
Admit it, because you were hoping I'd be here.
[Amanda has taken off her top with Lip in the dorm room and Ron has just walked in]
Excuse me, guys. Forgot my Spinoza. [Ron walks past the two to get his book and leaves the room]
[Lip runs out of the dorm room to follow Ron]
Hey, um-- Hey, listen, I'm-- I'm so sorry. Just let me explain.
It's okay, dude. You don't need to be sorry. I owe you one. I was starting to hear Amanda bark orders to me in my dreams.
So we're-- we're cool?
The best part about getting a blow job from Amanda, ten minutes of silence. Come on, dude. Don't be late for class.
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