[Ian has brought to Mickey to an upscale single-men-meeting-single-men party in downtown Chicago]
Hey, this is Mickey.
Delighted to meet you. Uh, could I get either of you a cocktail?
Yeah, you got beer?
I've got some Craft Brews, a Stout, IPA, Winter Wheat.
How about beer?
Right. Could I be any more of a fag? One beer coming up. Ian?
Let's see what you got.
[Approaches] You're new. Hi.
Hey.
You here with Ian?
Yeah.
He's great. So what do you do for living?
I run a business.
What kind of business?
Hospitality.
Oh, nice. What realm?
I'm a pimp.
Wait, you're serious? That's incredible. My dissertation is on transgender sex work and symbolic interactionism within the framework of hustler-client relations. You got a card?
[Mickey just stares at the guest as if the guest is mentally disabled]
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