All right, listen up. Bar got robbed this morning.
BPBar patron
Yeah? What'd they take? The cocktail napkins? [bar laughs]
$600, for your information. So who stole it? I give up. Who? No, not who stole it, like, guess who stole it. Who stole it like which one of you f****** stole my money?
BPBar patron
Why do you think we stole your money?
Because you knew where I hid it.
BPBar patron
Where?
In the damn keg!
BPBar patrons
Ooh. We do now.
I said, [holds up a revolver] who stole my money.
[All the guns of the bar patrons are held out and cocked]
What, everyone has a gun?
Bible says we have the right to bear arms.
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