[Fiona is on the toilet]
Jesus, I'm raising five kids and I didn't miss last week. What's your excuse? [Calls out] Carl!
...
Bam, you drop trou and expos-ay some sex-ay.
[Debbie and appears in doorway with excessively shiny dress]
Does this make you cray?
MMatty
Uhhh...
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