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S1 E15

Shameless · Season 1, Episode 15

Carl and Ian in “Unfinished Business”

What are you doing?

ROTC retreat.

Since when?

Last-minute. Hey, where's my knife?

I don't know.

Carl, my SOG SEAL Team. It's the best fixed blade I got.

My samurai sword broke. Need a backup till it's fixed.

Yeah.

What if the zombie apocalypse goes down? Who's gonna protect Debbie and Liam?

Fine, keep it.

Really?

Promise you're not gonna use it on anything human.

Cats aren't human.

Anything living. Promise.

Promise. Can you teach me the different handgrips?

Sure.

Thanks.

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