[Frank and Scotty are making passionate love with Abraham walking down the hallway with two lover boys and hotel bellhop Jésus]
Oh, give it to me, Rihanna! Yeah! Oh, yeah!
Open the door.
Go! Almost there. Oh, almost there! [Abraham enters the room]
Oh, my God. I-I can explain.
Reparative therapy? Jésus, get her out of here. [Lover boys start dressing and manhandling Scotty out of room]
But I can fix him. I can try harder.
Get!
I can do it!
Jesus, get her out! You let yourself be brainwashed by Alistair Huddleston and his "Return To Paradise Project" lunatics?
I thought she was a he. She was wearing Pendleton plaid and combat boots. Paul Bunyan's blue ox would have been fooled. All she needed was an axe.
Jesus, lock the door.
I'm gay! Hey, Jesus, wait. I'm gay. I'm completely 100% gay.
Good. Now you're gonna prove it. Boys. [Lover boys take their place and disrobe and Abraham sits on bench] I like to watch.
[Dreading tone] Oh, boy. I mean, [with fake enthusiasm] oh, boy!
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