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Shameless · Season 1, Episode 15

Ian and Lip in “Unfinished Business”

[Lip is smoking at his bedroom window reminiscing over pics with Karen on his phone and Ian comes in throwing his backpack at a window near Lip]

That whore that Mickey's marrying is an actual whore that works at Garden Springs Spa.

Friends and family discounts on handy-Js.

Terry made Mickey fuck her to fuck the gay out of him.

When?

After he caught us together.

What? When? Dude, how did I not know this shit?

I didn't tell you.

Well, did it work?

I mean, he might've faked it once or twice, but he wants to be with me. I know what he felt with me. You can't fake that. And now, this chick is pregnant.

[Puts hand on Ian's head] Ian, my brother, you need to get out there and fuck someone new, okay? And someone in his early 20s, not some old dude like Kash or Ned.

Fuck you.

All right, seriously, go into a gay bar, make your need known, and have at it.

Mandy's upset you're upset about Karen.

Jesus. How many people is Mandy talking to?

She cares about you.

Why... I don't know.

You can be a real shithead.

How did we get this mixed up with two people from the Milkovich family?

Um... Bad parenting.

Yeah.

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