You, um- you plagiarized Nelson Mandela.
Who?
The MIT Application essay.
Oh, you think I should have wrote it myself?
No. I think you shouldn't have Applied to colleges for me without asking me.
I did ask you. I asked you, like, 100 times to get the applications in, And you ignored me.
For a reason.
What reason, that you're an idiot? That you want to waste your life laying around In this shit-hole neighborhood forever? You have any idea how much stuff I had to steal and sell to pay those application fees? It was a huge pain in the ass, and I did it for you. So you could be a little bit nicer about it. You know, you might even want to say thank you.
Thank you. [They make passionate love]
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