[Kevin slides a shot and Frank downs it] Last one.
If I had a dime for every time I heard you say that, I'd have exactly one dime.
Court hearing's tomorrow.
I thought you already pissed in a cup.
Spot test. Anything to keep families apart. One more.
Amen, Frank. Gestapo tried to declare me an unfit parent.
You brought a crack pipe to the courthouse.
Who the hell tries to run a crack pipe through a metal detector?
I know the dog and pony-- show up in a suit, flash some AA chips, character reference. They'll hand the brats right over.
Well, it's nice to know the bar is set so high.
Nothing more American than a second chance. Or a third or a fourth. Redemption, tugs at the heartstrings. Shot for the road.
Oh, you be careful, Frank. Those child-stealing liberal bastards are out for blood.
Broke my judicial cherry years ago, Chester. They will never take my kids from me. I want the kids.
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