Couple of tips: Don't relax. Pretend you're scared. She likes that.
I don't have to pretend, though.
It'll stretch. Trust me. If god didn't want us putting things up our ass, He would have given the rectum a gag reflex.
Loving sex is a rule of my program.
Don't let your emotions completely obscure the barbaric roots of the sexual act.
Don't lose touch with the seeds of our animal nature.
That's a good thing. We're not animals.
We're people with the ability To elevate sex to a spiritual, loving experience.
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