Cool.
Flat rocks skip better. They pay for your braces before or after they found out you were dying?
I'm not dying.
You got cancer, dude. You're dying. We're all dying.
My dad got me some special pills.
Good luck with that.
Seriously.
They ain't got no cure.
I thought this camp was supposed to, you know, like, help kids, fresh air and that stuff.
The only kids invited to this camp are the ones that ain't gonna make it. This is the final party. One final "screw you," putting all this cool shit within arm's reach and then not letting us do dick.
If you had to pick one wish they would actually grant, What would it be?
Titties. Never seen a real girl's titties.
Porn?
Sure. But never seen titties in real life. You?
Older sister.
Describe 'em.
Like titties, except their your older sister's. You don't really want to keep looking at 'em.
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