[Campers are all singing around campfire]
You want to sing along with us, carl?
I want to shoot a rifle.
Got some info for you on that one. We no longer offer a rifle range.
That's bullshit! [All campers turn heads to them]
Language, please, carl.
There's a range on the pamphlet.
How about I teach you to play chess?
How about I call Action 4 News and tell them you're lying to a bunch of dying kids On what they get to do at this horseshit camp! [All campers turn heads to them]
I'm sorry, Carl.
I want to go to the forest and kill something.
Let's find you something safe to do, yet still thrilling, Like making a tie-dyed t-shirt.
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