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S1 E15

Shameless · Season 1, Episode 15

Lip, Mandy and others in “Unfinished Business”

[Walks up to Mandy at her locker and squeezes her rear] Nice ass.

[Scoffs and shoves him] thought you were my history teacher Mr. Crouch. [They now walk down hall]

Well, sorry to disappoint.

Hey, how was community service?

Yeah, good. I met some North Side kids. Think I can make some dough off of them.

Cool.

Yeah, gotta do what I can with my sister stealing a bunch of our property tax money.

Well, that was cunty of her. You know, you should be in charge of your family's money, Not Fiona.

MMrs. Mederios

Mr. Gallagher, just left Mr. Healey's office. Rumors about you two true? Said you were supposed to ask me for a recommendation.

Sure, in his mind, I was supposed to do that.

MMrs. Mederios

A letter of recommendation from a science teacher looks good on your college applications.

[Opens door to classroom] Bet it does. [Lip and Mandy go in classroom]

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