[Approaches] Hey, yeah, I'm talking to you.
Yeah?
You got a phone?
What, your truck break down?
No, genius, I like standing in a shitty neighborhood with my dick in my hands. I'm already two hours late on this load. I try to take one shortcut, this is what I get. My goddamn kid drained my phone playing "Doodle Jump." My goddamn wife took my charger. I'll give you 5 bucks if you let me use your phone. Just one call.
Oh, we don't have a phone. Our dad says not till we're 18. Um, but you know what? There's a bar, I think, about 10 blocks that way. What's it called? Uh, O'Flaherty's. O'Flaherty's. Tell them your family's from County Cork.
Ten blocks?
Maybe five. Straight shot.
This is yours if you keep an eye on the truck.
Five bucks?
Oh, cool. Thanks, mister.
Hey, hey. Make sure no one gets near it.
Will do. [Whips out cellphone] Yo, Kev. Forty-third and Halsted. Bring a crowbar.
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