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S1 E15

Shameless · Season 1, Episode 15

Truck driver, Lip and others in “Unfinished Business”

TDTruck driver

[Approaches] Hey, yeah, I'm talking to you.

Yeah?

TDTruck driver

You got a phone?

What, your truck break down?

TDTruck driver

No, genius, I like standing in a shitty neighborhood with my dick in my hands. I'm already two hours late on this load. I try to take one shortcut, this is what I get. My goddamn kid drained my phone playing "Doodle Jump." My goddamn wife took my charger. I'll give you 5 bucks if you let me use your phone. Just one call.

Oh, we don't have a phone. Our dad says not till we're 18. Um, but you know what? There's a bar, I think, about 10 blocks that way. What's it called? Uh, O'Flaherty's. O'Flaherty's. Tell them your family's from County Cork.

TDTruck driver

Ten blocks?

Maybe five. Straight shot.

TDTruck driver

This is yours if you keep an eye on the truck.

Five bucks?

Oh, cool. Thanks, mister.

TDTruck driver

Hey, hey. Make sure no one gets near it.

Will do. [Whips out cellphone] Yo, Kev. Forty-third and Halsted. Bring a crowbar.

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