How'd you get my dad to Toronto?
Me? Are you kidding?
[Tosses cigarette pack] Canadian health warnings.
I, uh, smuggled him over the border in the trunk of my car. Uh, they didn't check going in.
How'd you get him in the trunk?
He was so plastered, he would have jumped into a coffin.
And why Canada?
Uh, I had to run a car to Detroit. Plan was dump him someplace weird in Michigan, Flint maybe. When I saw the signs for Toronto, the idea kind of just... snowballed.
And you think it-it's funny?
No. Funny would have been Newfoundland.
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