[Lip has arrived at Sheila's house to tutor her daughter Karen not before surrendering his shoes to be sealed in a ziploc bag]
She's got this thing about people bringing dirt in the house. Molysmophobia.
Right. Okay, so, um... if you remember it like this, the... the formula is completely visible. Um... okay. Midget naked witch is bending over, and she's crying 'cause she lost one ear and she can't find it.
How do you know all this?
Uh, just something I like to fool around with.
Like a hobby?
Uh, no. More like a plan.
Physics?
Yeah, yeah. Have you done Newton's first? I've got a great one for that. Um, "Everybody continues [Karen goes under the table to fellate Lip] in a state of rest or uniform motion unless acted upon by an external force." Uh, hang on. Karen, I'm, uh... I'm still going to have to charge you for this.
Charge me?
Yeah, this isn't charity. I get paid for tutoring.
I know. Science just turns me on.
Okay. Jesus.
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