Samantha, Charlotte and others in “Unfinished Business”

Samantha

Someone should tell Crazy that owning a hot glue gun does not make you a hot purse designer.

Charlotte

[whispering] Don't call her crazy!

Samantha

Look at this. I'd rather carry a colostomy bag.

Carrie

Ladies, these aren't bags, they're baggage. We are standing among the ruins of her last relationship. And it was one ugly breakup.

Miranda

I resent this. The only one who should have to pay for a bad relationship is the person in your next relationship.